Monday, April 26, 2010

Quotes-Humor

HUMOR
  • Everybody brings joy to this house. Some when they enter, some when they leave
  • I can resist anything except temptation
  • I don't repeat gossip, so listen carefully
  • I may be inconsistent, but not all the time.
  • I've been on a diet now for two weeks, and all I've lost is two weeks.
  • It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember a thing
  • Give a man an inch and he thinks he's a ruler
  • Housework won't kill you, but why take the chance
  • Money is the root of all evil. Every woman needs roots.
  • My house was clean last week...sorry you missed it.
  • Never eat more than you can lift… miss piggy.
  • Never squat with your spurs on
  • No Bees, No Honey, No Work, No Money
  • The house isn't under construction...kids just live here
  • There is a fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness" -Dave Barry
  • What if the Hokey Pokey is What it's all about?
  • When I die, please get to my sewing room before my husband does... Take whatever you want, and bring a truck.
  • You don't have to brush all of your teeth, only the ones you want to keep.
  • You know you're over the hill when happy hour means nap time

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