Quotes-Kitchen

KITCHEN

• A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand
• A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen and this kitchen is delirious
• Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused
• Bon Appétit
• Breakfast At Tiffany’s
• Broken cookies don't have calories
• Buen Provecho
• Christ, the Center of Our Home, A Guest at Every Meal, A Silent Listener to Every conversation
• Countless numbers of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives
• Dinner is better when we eat together
• Eat your peas
• Grandma's kitchen. . . Tasters welcome
• Hand over the chocolate and nobody will get hurt
• I kiss better than I cook
• If you can't wash the dishes -- don't eat
• If you want breakfast in bed. . . sleep in the kitchen
• If we are what we eat then I'm fast, cheap and easy.
• Life is yummy
• My favorite thing to make for dinner is reservations
• My house was clean last week, sorry you missed it
• My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines.
• No Empty Chairs
• Never trust a skinny cook
• No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes
• Nothing says lovin' like fresh pie from the oven.
• Real men wear aprons
• Season everything with love
• So this isn't home sweet home. Adjust.
• Spice a dish with love and it pleases every palate -- Plautus
• There's room for all of God's creatures…right next to the mashed potatoes.
• This kitchen is closed due to illness, I'm sick of cooking
• This kitchen is self serve
• Today's Menu Choices: Take it or Leave it World Famous Peanut Butter & Jelly Sandwiches